THE FOSSILMEN COLLECTION
CREW COMMENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Captain Elizabeth Harcourt
Chief Engineer McKay Scott
Kendall's sweet, but he tends to stare... at my boobs, I mean.
K2 likes my crafted beer, so he must be a great guy. Although he does have a taco fetish. Don't get me wrong, I love tacos too, but come on.
Doctor Sumi Nedal
He put my face on the back of the first book. Got to give credit where it's due. XOX old man. Hey! My eyes are up here, mister.
Commander Robert Sanchez
I'm kind of pissed how he makes me look like dumb brute. If I ever meet him face to face, I'm gonna pound that loser. He's three kinds of a jerk.
Engineer Marshall Radcliff
Sorry, what was the question? I didn't seem to care.
Commander Lena Bialkowski
He let me lead the war-bots against the Tallor, so no complaints here, and he never makes me look like a dumb brute. Sanchez can be overly sensitive at times.
Jin Chen-Navigator
Kevin Chen-Communications
Dude's cool. Sumi becomes my girlfreind in book three.
Bro, he said Sumi would be my girlfriend. Your both A-HOLEs.
Zanier Margolis- Engineer
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I forgot the question on purpose.
Alexis Malakoff - Ensign
He could have made me a bad guy, but he made me a princess. He is a great guy, although he does tend to stare at my boobs.
Marcus Oliveira - Engineer
Coney Malik - Douchbag
What do I think of him? You're kidding, right? This guy is dangerous. He let us bring our kids on a starship that serves alcohol. He is a terrible influence on everyone.
Jack Osborne - Professional Bad Guy
I was promised the world, but he duped me. Now I rot in a damp, grimy jail cell. Yeah, no love here for that man.
KD - McKay's Child Robot
I lost a nut because of that guy. He could've let Sanchez beat my ass, but no. He had to go all epic. Don't like him. No, I don't.
When I heard the question, I went on a cursing rant you would not believe. The man has a lot of gall asking for "positive feedback" after what he put us through. What a jerk. I wish you could see me right now. I'm giving him the finger with both hands.
Tallor Captain Xaher-lo
I had it. I had the ship. It was within my grasp. I was going to be the most revered captain ever, perhaps even secure a high-level council position. But no, he had to kill me off. The man's a jerk.